February 2012
628 posts
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||||||||||
Yer a wizard: ||||||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Pick your starter: |||
SBurb is downloading: ||||||
I love you:
Jim Moriarty...hi!: ||||||||||
KORRA STARTS TOMORROW: ||
Time to Duel!: ||
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Me: (◡‿◡✿)
Someone: Your otp sucks
Me: (☉‿☉✿)
harukaxd:
i keep forgetting that we’ll be moving soon omfg it feels so weird like is this even real is this actually happening
^ Me every two and a half years
“The Help isn’t racist because society was racist. Are Holocaust movies...”
– idiots I’m at an Oscar party with (via socialistictendencies)
Is there any point trying to explain?
Please tell me again how Billy Crystal isn't a...
douglass-forgot-the-chitterlings:
africanessence:
“After seeing the help I wanted to hug the first black woman I saw. From Beverly Hills that’s about a 45 minute drive.”
Houston, we have a mission.
Target: Crystal, Billy Objective: Through a series of well placed nut shots, throat chops, and dead legs, we will incapacitate Billy Crystal, henceforth known by his code name, “Racist Douche”....
“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)
“The only thing that would make The Oscars okay is if Sammy Davis Jr came back...”
– My friend Ann, on Facebook. (via seekwill)
REAL. TEARS.
(via thegoddamazon)
No lie, that would be the best.
(via note-a-bear)
I’m envisioning that possibility in the most literal terms. It is good.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Billy Crystal: Because nothing takes the sting out of the economic crisis like billionaires presenting golden statues to one another.
The YGO quick summery by series:
dumblegay:
Season Zero:
Some midget with no friends completes a puzzle and then gets possessed by some batshit crazy spirit who forces everyone to play games with him and then they all go mental.
DM:
Kids play card games to save the world.
GX:
Kids go to school on an island to learn about card games.
5D’s:
Card games are played on motorcycles to save a city.
ZeXal:
A blue naked...
Things I learned on tumblr today:
ladyatheist:
Black women are “sassy”.
You can put on and take off the identity of Black woman at will.
If a Black woman chooses to relax her hair or wear a wig, she obviously hates herself.
Famous Black women who choose to wear wigs and/or relax their hair are terrible role models.
Whenever a Black woman does something, she is representing her whole race whether she wants to or not.
All...
“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
–
JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
What kind of weird fucking ultrasounds have you heard of?
(via captainjackjohnson)
IF YOU WANT TO...
Anonymous asked: You cannot tell they a 5 year old...
ladyatheist:
fyeahcap:
i find this ask really problematic, but i can’t quite put my finger on it…
Yes. Yes you can. If a kid wants a cookie before dinner you say no. If a kid tries to play in the street you tell them they can’t. If a kid wants to dress up as a racist stereotype, you can damn sure tell them no. You can explain why it’s wrong for them to say certain things without making them...
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How does this happen
My boyfriend and I were just trying to figure out how we’re going to afford stuff, but things were falling into place pretty well finally
Then he was on his way home and got cut off by someone on the highway
So his car is totalled
And he has no means to get a new car unless he spends the money he’s made so far, which he was going to use to get an apartment…
Fuck.
Remember her? →
funniest10k:
Reblog and click the photo
HOLY CRAP SHE’S GORGEOUS :O
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Notice to all activists -- Fuck the Police
anoncentral:
Global Friends, LulzPirates, Anarchists and Anons: Join Anonymous and an array of other determined activists on Saturday, February 25 at 7PM for a march against police brutality worldwide. Today, we live in an oppressive police state. No more are the police there to act on behalf of the public, to safeguard our freedoms and essential liberties from those who would violate them....
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Touché.: Wow. →
montbear:
fiztheancient:
antistellar:
catbountry:
kilomonster:
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drtanner:
I figured the reason the jokes were so offensive was because it was satire and that’s the joke, the whole thing is a scam and is actually very offensive in and of…
See this is why Arkh exists
Because for some reason, equality still = ‘reverse racism’
rivalshipping:
oh wow
unfollows the fifty thousand secret racists i apparently followed
Always an awkward experience.
